British English vs Malaysia English . :)

Who says our English is teruk? Just read below - Ours is simple, short, concise, straight-to-the-point, effective etc.


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No stock. 

RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith.. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who call?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing at the door) Can ah?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: No need shy shy one lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don't mind..

Malaysians: Don't want lah.


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE..
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..

Malaysians: Die lah!!


WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it. Here, let me show you.

Malaysians: Like that also don't know how to do!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me?

Malaysians: Celaka you!

Marry You ~ Bruno Mars

It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go,
No one will know,
Come on girl.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow,
Shots of patron,
And it's on girl.

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

I'll go get a ring let the choir bells sing like oooh,
So whatcha wanna do?
Let's just run girl.
If we wake up and you wanna break up that's cool.
No, I won't blame you;
It was fun girl.

Don't say no, no, no, no-no;
Just say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah;
And we'll go, go, go, go-go.
If you're ready, like I'm ready.

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Just say I do,
Tell me right now baby,
Tell me right now baby. x2

Cause it's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

7 April 1991 - 7 April 2011

Assalamualaikum semua . . .
okeh  , apa ada dengan 7 April ni  eh ? hahaha. bg yg dah tau.. tu adalah tarikh aku dilahirkan , oke. tepat jam 2.19pm di Hospital Besar Kuantan,Pahang. Lahirlah seorg budak *boleh dikatakan comel la* (mak aku yang cakap la) hahaha. lalu diberikan nama Nur Azmeen Binti Ahmad. hurm, sampai la ke harini. genap la umo aku .. 20 tahun sudaaaa... hehehe.aku pun tatau nk cita apa. tp semakin meningkat usia aku. semakin aku kena ubah perangai aku supaya menjadi lebih baik dari sebelum niii.... semalam, family aku sambut bdae aku. supriseee ,aku mmg tatau pape. huhu. even biasa2 je diowg smbut. aku still rasa terharu gila.... :) ni dia kek yg kak aku beli.....

even kek ni biasa je, bkn kek feveret aku *chocolate indulgence* aku still rasa hepi jugak... 

ok. then dekat opis pulak. kak ecah bg aku kek comel. i like ittt beriberi much la... tenkiu kak. sbb bg km kek comel ni.....

comel kan ? hehehe

okeh... dats all for today ! ahakkkss.. babai semua. see ya later , muahhhh :)

Silaturrahim , SAMUDERA :)

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